A little pick me up

Someone last year was looking for a Siamese. I do not know this person, all I know is that he had recently lost his other Siamese and that he is blind. A Co-worker of my spouse had brought this up in a conversation and asked if we knew of any available as we had recently got one ourselves.

Seeing as I got the local paper everyday I checked the classified ads for weeks.

The day came, I cut out the ad, passed it on to my spouse who then passed it on to his co-worker.

The co-worker than contacted her friend and that's the end of the story.

Meet Virgil.


Uh, put me down please. I'm just a lil' guy

Call UPS

Almost packed and ready to ship. Get her outta' here.


Don't think of shipping me anyhwere

Never could send my lil' baby Sabi anywhere.

Oh my

Bad kitty.


Heh! I'm a big boy now. No really I just want to read the KISS article

Paws

This here kitty is Paws. He is Sabian's real father.


I want that string hangin' there can someone help me out a little?

I don't really have anything else to share about him. Simple reason for this I don't know anything else.

Pet hair = headache

Do you have a problem with cat (or dog) fur all over your furniture, and you find it a real bitch to vacuum off?

Do you have one of these pet hair removers and feel it can be a pain in the ass?

I have about four of these so called miracles

Try using a simple pair of rubber gloves.



Put em' on then rub your hands over your furniture. You'll see the fur all comes up in big clumps. Then grab your vacuum and suck the mess away.

Works much better than the pet hair remover and it's a hell of alot faster.


I'm not the one to blame for the fur, Mother

As for pet hair on clothing, I find the sticky roller thingys faster than the pet hair removers as well.

Scraggy

This is Scraggy. She lives at my parents house and is quite the snob. I saved her when she was a very small malnourished scraggly looking kitten from some hellhole.


Hey lady, I'm in hunt mode get lost.

She did turn out to be a very beautiful looking cat, as you can see below.


I can't believe someone dragged my ass out to have photographs taken.

Sleepyhead

Sabian being a cutsie.


Damn woman turn that flash off. This is harrassment.

I'll call him Bubbles

This kitty likes to hang out on my front lawn. I don't know his name or where he lives. I do however know a few things for sure.

It is a he, I saw his package. He likes to taunt my kitties by lazing around the yard and he runs away the second you dare go near him. He also likes to visit the backyard on occasion and peek into the livingroom through the open window.


Hey lady while you stand there and take pictures why don't you fire me over a piece of chicken.

No pizza for you

Why our take out pizza is always crushed.


Heh! My ass was cold.

Back off

Judging by the look on his face I guessed Pari was not impressed with my sticking the camera in his face with the flash on.


Piss off woman, I'm old and slowly going blind, don't force blindness upon me. Next time turn the flash off before I rip the camera out of your hands.

What's on TV

They say cats that watch TV are stupid. I say it isn't so. Sabian loves TV and I have a few pics to prove it.


Dammit Mummy give me something to stand on.


Mummy, Mummy where is the friggan' drum case I need something to stand on.


Thank you Mum, now I can see better but I'm bored with the birds change the channel.


Wrestlin' WTF. Oh but maybe if I watch long enough I can learn how to beat up Pari.

What a strange kitty.

Post it

In case I forgot what she is, I put a post it note on her.

I know deep down she just wanted me to Fuck off.

About my cats

How the hell do I begin or should I say where do I begin.

At the moment I have three cats:
-Paradiddle, brown Tabby 17 years old, D.O.B. May 8th 1988.
-Kairo, long haired Calico 9 years old, D.O.B January 2nd 1996.
-Sabian chocolate point Siamese 2 years old, D.O.B. April 6th 2003.

Pari and Kai were both adopted from the Humane Society and Sabian found through an ad in the local paper.

All three are fixed.

Names often used to call the cats:
-Pari, Bubs, My boy, Fucky, Peedee, Boo
-Kai, Baby girl, Baby Kai, Kiki, Keeks, Kookoo, Fatass, Kibblebeast
-Sabi, Sabs, Pitchka, Scunt, Little one, Ban

How they got their real name who named them & what if anything does it mean:
-Paradiddle means a pattern of drumbeats characterized by four basic beats and alternating left-handed and right-handed strokes on the successive primary beats.

The sound of a drum (especially a snare drum) beaten rapidly and continuously.

Seeing as my other half is a drummer, many years ago I heard him say this word. The first thing out of my mouth was that is a cool name for a cat. What does it mean? After I found out I said cool, our first cat shall be named Paradiddle.

-Kairo named after the city Cairo but threw on the K to be different. Hubby named her.

-Sabian named after Sabian cymbals. My idea.

Weird how the non drummer uses drummy names for cats and the drummer never even thought of it.

Various facts:
-Pari is a diabetic, he gets two shots of insulin a day. Missing 6 teeth, three Canines, two Carnassial and one Premolar.Will rip a slice of pizza right out of your hand.Can beg like a dog, have video to prove it.

-Kai is overweight and no amount of cutting back on food or trying diet foods has helped. She loves kibble and nothing else. Her favorite toy is a box.

-Sabian is never two feet away from me, unless I manage to escape quietly from the room after she has fallen asleep. When she wakes up and doesn't see me she comes looking. Loves Pari a little to much, doesn't sing like a Siamese should. Watches TV.

That's all for now.